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Added by Jakota - 04/23/12 - 0 Comments

Say this fast 5 times: I won a maths debate. Think smart (:

Added by Katt - 02/28/12 - 0 Comments

"What is love?" asks the little girl Her big brother responds - "Love is when you keep stealing my chocolate bar, from my backpack every morning before school, and I still keep it in the same place."

Added by Hojo414 - 02/19/12 - 0 Comments

Lie Detector Robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school? SON: At school *robot slaps son* SON: Ok, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again* SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad* MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*

Added by AndyMan - 02/19/12 - 0 Comments

What drives men crazy? A preius! (the car)

Added by Carz - 02/13/12 - 0 Comments

What do you call an honest car? A lincoln.

Added by Carz - 02/13/12 - 0 Comments

What happened to the guy who lost his case? He couldn't find it.

Added by Don't lose a case - 02/13/12 - 0 Comments

When I was little

Am i the only one thats done this ? 1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered. 2) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. 3) Thought the shape of a real heart was actually "♥" 4) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off...

Added by JimmerF - 01/29/12 - 0 Comments

Getting Lectured

"Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert." -Peter

Added by Peter Griffen - 01/29/12 - 0 Comments

I heard this girl's sex moaning from my window, and in my very best Mortal Kombat voice I yelled, "FINISH HERRRR!" Then I heard spontaneous laughing SCORE.

Added by Karl Strauss - 01/29/12 - 0 Comments

Taken Something Apart

Have you ever taken something apart, had a look inside, then carefully put everything back only to realize you've got some bit left over? ...that's sort of why I'm not a surgeon anymore ;)

Added by Susie Q - 01/29/12 - 0 Comments

Handy Life Hacks

1• When a zipper is facing down, it can be zipped and unzipped. Flip it to face up, and it's in lock position, try it! 2• If you can't kill a fly, spray it with Windex and it won't be able to fly anymore! 3• Itchy mosquito bites? Put some white out on them - it stops the itch. 4• Want to eat less? Use your non-dominant hand. 5• A cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing should go away.

Added by Kimmy - 01/29/12 - 0 Comments

Mike hawk hurts............ice bank myself........td bank

Added by Iamsofakingweetooddi - 01/18/12 - 0 Comments

Alex Blaine Layder

Say "Alex Blaine Layder" over and over

Added by Tim - 10/09/11 - 0 Comments

Say "Eye 1 2 4 Q". Fast, over and over again.

Added by Hippo - 10/09/11 - 1 Comments

I won the Math Debate

Say "I won the Math Debate" while holding your tongue

Added by Slick - 10/09/11 - 0 Comments

I am Sofa King we Todd it

Say "I am Sofa King we Todd it". Fast, over and over again.

Added by Slick - 10/09/11 - 0 Comments

My Dixie Wrecked

Say "My" and "Dixie" and "Wrecked". Fast, over and over again.

Added by KatieLove - 10/09/11 - 0 Comments

Alpha Kenny Body

Say "Alpha" and "Kenny" and "Body" Fast, over and over again.

Added by Kaiden - 10/09/11 - 1 Comments

Traped in Dark Hallway

There I was, trapped in a dark hallway. On both sides were ghosts aiming to kill me. I knew I had no esccape. So I did nothing and I let the ghosts take my life. I suck at Pacman.

Added by Mick - 10/03/11 - 0 Comments

Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry...

Added by Kev - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

What do you do when a chemist dies? You Barium.

Added by Katie - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

3 boys name Leroy

A lady takes her three sons to enroll in school. The teacher asks. What are your sons names? The lady says. This boys name is Leroy, this other boys name is Leroy and Leroy here is my third sons name. The teacher says. Isn't it confusing having all of your sons named the same? The lady says. Oh no! it makes things a lot easier you see when it's time for lunch I just holler out the door Leroy! it's time for lunch, and they all come a runnin. When it's time for dinner I just holler out the door Leroy! it's time for dinner and they all come a runnin. The teacher asks. Well what do you do when you want a specific boy? The lady says. Oh! well then I just holler out their last name.

Added by Leroy - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

Mugger Approaches

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. The both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill - "Here's that $20 I owe you" he says

Added by Blue - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

Sarcasm..... The ability to insult idiots without them knowing

Added by Hippo - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

Wasn't that drunk

I wasn't that drunk...... Dude, you made your girlfriend a sandwich.

Added by Jim - 10/02/11 - 1 Comments

Blowjobs are like flowers for men

Added by Katie - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

It's so cold out I've actually seen some gangsters with their pants up.

Added by Cody - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

Wanna hear a joke about the 11th letter of the alphabet? No? K.

Added by Jim - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

Lesson of the week

When your girl says "F*ck that B*tch".... Don't take her seriously

Added by Jim - 10/02/11 - 0 Comments

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